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Tavern Owner aka Boss Lady "Goalie”

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This lady is the guardian of good vibes. Making sure the fridge is always stocked with ice cold beers " EY MAJITA, GCWALISANI IFRIDGE", and making sure the sound is on point. She goes out to start the generator when loadshedding hits to keep the games on and always has coins for the pool table. The Goalkeeper always saves the day.

Bra Plan "Gamechanger”

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The man with a plan. When everyone thinks the night is over this is the guy that keeps the vibes going. He orderas the last round, connects to the aux and starts chatting about the second location. 'BAFETHU SIYAPHI? ARE WE DOING GQOM OR PIANO?"

Corner-Preneur"Linesman”

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This guy never sits down; he catches the game in segments while he focuses on all his part-time jobs. He is selling snacks at the door; he's washing cars right after parking them and he's snatching bottles off tables the minute they are empty to return them for deposit. After all his hard work he makes the smart choice by enjoying a cold Castle Lager. "WOZA BOZZA, WOZA BOZZA! AWUTHI NGIYI THINTE KANCANE LAPHO"

Bhut' Manumber "The Analyst”

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This is the guy in the room who is constantly reciting unnecessary statistics that nobody cares about. "YAZI BAFETHU, THIS IS BAFANA BAFANAS 25TH AWAY GAME ON THIS VERY FIELD. GENTS WHEN THIS PLAYER TOUCHES THE BALL MORE THAN 3 TIMES THERE IS A 70% CHANCE OF HIM SCORING " They are never quiet and often their statistics are outlandish and questionable.

Moreki "Striker”

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This is the man who always makes the moves. He's the one who always scores by ordering the food and drinks and making sure the good times are flowing. "BAFETHU SI GAWULA INI? CAN WE HAVE ANOTHER ROUND THIS SIDE"

Super-Sub"Superfan”

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This is the man that takes team love to the next level. He always rocks up with two flags, his face painted with his makarapa hat on ,his vuvuzela ready for celebration and doesn’t want to be disturbed during the match, "EY MAJITA THULANI TOU, WE ARE TRYING TO WATCH THE GAME". This man even shed tears when his team loses and heads home immediately.