This lady is the guardian of good vibes. Making sure the fridge is always stocked with ice cold beers " EY MAJITA, GCWALISANI IFRIDGE", and making sure the sound is on point. She goes out to start the generator when loadshedding hits to keep the games on and always has coins for the pool table. The Goalkeeper always saves the day.

The man with a plan. When everyone thinks the night is over this is the guy that keeps the vibes going. He orderas the last round, connects to the aux and starts chatting about the second location. 'BAFETHU SIYAPHI? ARE WE DOING GQOM OR PIANO?"

This guy never sits down; he catches the game in segments while he focuses on all his part-time jobs. He is selling snacks at the door; he's washing cars right after parking them and he's snatching bottles off tables the minute they are empty to return them for deposit. After all his hard work he makes the smart choice by enjoying a cold Castle Lager. "WOZA BOZZA, WOZA BOZZA! AWUTHI NGIYI THINTE KANCANE LAPHO"

This is the guy in the room who is constantly reciting unnecessary statistics that nobody cares about. "YAZI BAFETHU, THIS IS BAFANA BAFANAS 25TH AWAY GAME ON THIS VERY FIELD. GENTS WHEN THIS PLAYER TOUCHES THE BALL MORE THAN 3 TIMES THERE IS A 70% CHANCE OF HIM SCORING " They are never quiet and often their statistics are outlandish and questionable.

This is the man who always makes the moves. He's the one who always scores by ordering the food and drinks and making sure the good times are flowing. "BAFETHU SI GAWULA INI? CAN WE HAVE ANOTHER ROUND THIS SIDE"

This guy is 100% convinced he knows better than the ref on the field and spends his time yelling at the screen, “OFFFSIDE!! THAT’S A PENALTY CHIEF!”. He is constantly distributing imaginary red cards and arguing about VAR results.

This guy paces the room with his hands behind his back questioning every little move the coach makes, “WRONG FORMATION!! IT’S TIME TO DEFEND BOYS”. He knows which formation the squad should be in, which players should be substituted and thinks he can definitely outdo the coach.

This character has no idea what's going on, they are simply here to spend time with their friends. They ask, "WHO ARE WE SUPPORTING TODAY" the minute they arrive and spend the rest of the game asking "WHAT JUST HAPPENED, WHAT DOES THAT MEAN"

When this passionate soccer pundit is in the room there is no need to pay attention to the screen. His commentary is enough to keep you in the loop with his hilarious commentary and extra spice. “LO MFANA OYA SHISA! BATHATE BOY!”

This is the man that takes team love to the next level. He always rocks up with two flags, his face painted with his makarapa hat on ,his vuvuzela ready for celebration and doesn’t want to be disturbed during the match, "EY MAJITA THULANI TOU, WE ARE TRYING TO WATCH THE GAME". This man even shed tears when his team loses and heads home immediately.